2026 - Week 3

OFNFL Weekly

League results, standings and player performances, Top 10, Survivor Pool.

High Score

118.06
Sunday Slugs

Low Score

45.70
Saquon Deez Nuts

Closest Game

19.02
Black and Golden Showers vs Constant Chubs

Week 3 Scoreboard

Week 3 team-score chart. Highest score: Sunday Slugs 118.06. Lowest score: Saquon Deez Nuts 45.70.

Game Recaps

Sexual Chocolate 113.82 - Nice Rackers 58.40
Sexual Chocolate gave Nice Rackers a week to forget in a lopsided rout. Sexual Chocolate finished 2nd in weekly scoring, while Nice Rackers finished 9th.
Sunday Slugs 118.06 - Tua Girls One Kupp 76.44
Sunday Slugs left a crater where Tua Girls One Kupp used to be. Sunday Slugs finished 1st in weekly scoring, while Tua Girls One Kupp finished 6th.
Bastard Battalion 87.06 - Saquon Deez Nuts 45.70
Bastard Battalion ran away from Saquon Deez Nuts and never looked back. Bastard Battalion finished 5th in weekly scoring, while Saquon Deez Nuts finished 10th.
BootyBall 93.58 - Dryslide Demons 66.90
BootyBall turned the matchup with Dryslide Demons into a comfortable rout. BootyBall finished 3rd in weekly scoring, while Dryslide Demons finished 8th.
Black and Golden Showers 91.34 - Constant Chubs 72.32
Black and Golden Showers pulled away from Constant Chubs for a comfortable victory. Black and Golden Showers finished 4th in weekly scoring, while Constant Chubs finished 7th.

Top 10 Scores of the Season

The 10 highest individual team-week scores recorded this season.

Top 10 team-week scores of the season
RankTeamWeekScore
1Sunday Slugs3118.06
2Sexual Chocolate3113.82
3BootyBall2105.28
4Dryslide Demons2105.26
5Black and Golden Showers2104.82
6Sunday Slugs1104.80
7Bastard Battalion2100.98
8Sexual Chocolate199.04
9Black and Golden Showers193.62
10BootyBall393.58

Survivor Pool

Eliminated Week 3: Nice Rackers at 58.40. 7 teams remain.

Survivor Pool elimination history
WeekEliminatedScoreRemaining
1Saquon Deez Nuts44.329
2Constant Chubs54.988
3Nice Rackers58.407

Standings

Season standings through Week 3
RankTeamWinsLossesWin %PFPAvs All Teams
1Sunday Slugs30100.0%315.70199.8823-4
2Sexual Chocolate30100.0%294.24206.1220-7
3BootyBall2166.7%291.60270.7622-5
4Black and Golden Showers2166.7%289.78257.2020-7
5Dryslide Demons2166.7%264.72238.8815-12
6Bastard Battalion1233.3%267.64244.5813-14
7Constant Chubs1233.3%213.28222.008-19
8Tua Girls One Kupp1233.3%197.32268.568-19
9Nice Rackers030.0%203.66290.226-21
10Saquon Deez Nuts030.0%132.72272.460-27

Week 3 - Top 5 by Position

Starting-lineup performances only. Bench points do not count.

QB

Week 3 top five QB players
#PlayerFantasy TeamPts
1Brock PurdySexual Chocolate31.30
2Bo NixTua Girls One Kupp25.00
3Lamar JacksonSaquon Deez Nuts17.72
4Jared GoffBootyBall17.62
5Patrick MahomesDryslide Demons15.96

RB

Week 3 top five RB players
#PlayerFantasy TeamPts
1Jahmyr GibbsSexual Chocolate28.06
2Bijan RobinsonSunday Slugs22.52
3Derrick HenryConstant Chubs16.06
4Kenneth WalkerBootyBall15.92
5James CookTua Girls One Kupp13.16

WR

Week 3 top five WR players
#PlayerFantasy TeamPts
1Jaxon Smith-NjigbaSunday Slugs23.40
2Garrett WilsonConstant Chubs16.28
3Michael WilsonBastard Battalion15.06
4Ja'Marr ChaseBastard Battalion14.42
5Matthew GoldenSunday Slugs13.50

TE

Week 3 top five TE players
#PlayerFantasy TeamPts
1George KittleBlack and Golden Showers18.28
2Harold FanninSexual Chocolate17.54
3Brock BowersSunday Slugs16.64
4Jake FergusonTua Girls One Kupp8.42
5Trey McBrideBastard Battalion7.50

K

Week 3 top five K players
#PlayerFantasy TeamPts
1Harrison MevisBlack and Golden Showers17.90
2Tyler LoopSunday Slugs12.30
3Brandon AubreyDryslide Demons10.90
4Jason MyersConstant Chubs9.70
5Cameron DickerSaquon Deez Nuts9.50

DEF

Week 3 top five DEF players
#PlayerFantasy TeamPts
1MIN D/STBastard Battalion14.00
2DEN D/STNice Rackers12.00
3HOU D/STSexual Chocolate7.00
4KC D/STBlack and Golden Showers7.00
5NYG D/STBootyBall6.00

Season All-Stars

Starting-lineup fantasy points through Week 3.

Overall Leaders

Overall season fantasy-point leaders
RankPlayerPosFantasy TeamSeason Pts
1Josh AllenQBBastard Battalion85.82
2Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWRSunday Slugs68.98
3Jahmyr GibbsRBSexual Chocolate64.52
4Dak PrescottQBBlack and Golden Showers59.96
5Brock PurdyQBSexual Chocolate56.24
6Derrick HenryRBConstant Chubs53.06
7Amon-Ra St. BrownWRBlack and Golden Showers51.62
8Lamar JacksonQBSaquon Deez Nuts49.86
9Kenneth WalkerRBBootyBall49.18
10Jalen HurtsQBSunday Slugs48.88

QB All-Stars

Season QB All-Stars
#PlayerFantasy TeamSeason Pts
1Josh AllenBastard Battalion85.82
2Dak PrescottBlack and Golden Showers59.96
3Brock PurdySexual Chocolate56.24
4Lamar JacksonSaquon Deez Nuts49.86
5Jalen HurtsSunday Slugs48.88

RB All-Stars

Season RB All-Stars
#PlayerFantasy TeamSeason Pts
1Jahmyr GibbsSexual Chocolate64.52
2Derrick HenryConstant Chubs53.06
3Kenneth WalkerBootyBall49.18
4Bijan RobinsonSunday Slugs44.18
5Jonathan TaylorBlack and Golden Showers41.50

WR All-Stars

Season WR All-Stars
#PlayerFantasy TeamSeason Pts
1Jaxon Smith-NjigbaSunday Slugs68.98
2Amon-Ra St. BrownBlack and Golden Showers51.62
3CeeDee LambBootyBall44.36
4Davante AdamsBootyBall37.32
5Chris OlaveDryslide Demons36.50

TE All-Stars

Season TE All-Stars
#PlayerFantasy TeamSeason Pts
1Trey McBrideBastard Battalion33.44
2George KittleBlack and Golden Showers30.96
3Jake FergusonTua Girls One Kupp25.38
4Tyler WarrenNice Rackers24.76
5Harold FanninSexual Chocolate24.04

K All-Stars

Season K All-Stars
#PlayerFantasy TeamSeason Pts
1Tyler LoopSunday Slugs34.40
2Harrison ButkerNice Rackers30.70
3Brandon AubreyDryslide Demons29.80
4Cam LittleTua Girls One Kupp25.40
5Jason MyersConstant Chubs23.60

DEF All-Stars

Season DEF All-Stars
#PlayerFantasy TeamSeason Pts
1DEN D/STNice Rackers23.00
2SEA D/STConstant Chubs21.00
3PIT D/STBootyBall17.00
4HOU D/STSexual Chocolate14.00
5MIN D/STBastard Battalion14.00
Generated automatically September 29, 2026 at 11:34 AM EDT from Sleeper league data.